Pictured above: A seafood vendor hacking apart a big-ass fish on market day in Lago Patria.
One of the things I absolutely love out here are the open air markets. In Lago Patria (where I live,) there’s a market up the road every Thursday morning… a veritable mish-mash of all sorts of things, usually costing just a few euros. A few weeks back, I grabbed my backpack, hopped on my bike and made my way over to the market for the first time. On the “market road,” vendors lined both sides with tents, trailers and tables, selling everything you could think of – fresh produce, clothes, shoes, jewelry, candy, toys, handicrafts, hot foods, housewares, fresh meats & seafood, olives, breads, cheeses and of course, knock-off designer accessories. The first thing I came upon had to be one of my faves the whole day – an old rusty truck with a bed full of fresh artichokes still on their foot long stalks. For just 3 euros a bunch (or $3.81 for 5 ‘chokes,) customers would pick the perfect ones out, and then the vendor would hack off the long stems before bagging them and handing them off. In true Italian fashion, of course there were 2 men walking up and down the whole market (probably about 75 vendors in all) with instant caffe carts, selling espressos to anyone who could pull themselves away from their bargaining for just a minute… which is another thing I love about these markets – you can haggle with the vendor to your heart’s content. Of the 4 things I bought that day, I think I only paid full price for one of them, and that was because the vendor bought me a caffe to sweeten the deal. Other vendors had bedsheets laid out on the pavement, offering the best counterfeit Prada, Louis Vuitton and Burberry handbags, wallets & scarves I’ve ever seen. All over Naples, especially downtown, vendors (usually not Italian) peddle illegitimate goods on every corner. You’ll find the usual items like I found at my market, as well as knock-off Ray Bans, Adidas, Nike, Chanel & Coach accessories here and there; all laid out on sheets, so they can make a quick getaway if the gray-suited Guarda di Finanza, or finance police, starts heading their way. Its actually kind of funny to see the escape happen. The vendors grab all 4 corners of the sheet displaying their items, throw it over their shoulder in a Santa-like fashion and run like hell. It might be my new favorite kind of people watching. This sort of thing is pretty common downtown, but out in the suburbs, where I live, the Guarda tend to turn a blind eye to illegal vendors; the Guarda are so outnumbered by them that there’s really nothing they can do.
Since we are talking about the Guarda, here’s another interesting thing about Italy – to say tax evasion is really big around here is an understatement. Because Italy is riddled with so much financial crime & smuggling, the Guarda stays busy arresting and issuing fines to people illegally selling or making illegal purchases. According to Italian law, sellers must always issue a receipt with purchases, and people buying the items must be able to produce the receipt on demand. You won’t get a receipt with an illegal purchase, so if the Guarda catches you making one, you’ll be fined… heavily. At that point, you might as well just pay the full price for a real Gucci handbag. Many say that tax evasion is Italy’s 2nd most popular sport (it’ll never beat soccer) and believe me, they are really good at it; however, be warned: as tourists, it is seen as our responsibility to know the rules out here, and no amount of “non capisco” you say will get you out of a fine from the Guarda. So when it comes to street transactions, please remember you’re purchasing at your own risk… and if you see any men in gray suits eyeballing you, the deal might be worth walking away from.